Claus Technology

“Elements” – Claus Technology: Claus technology is again making its annual headlines. The revolutionary breakthrough has been touted as an emission-free aviation biofuel. However, there have as yet been no independent trials as its reclusive inventor, S. Claus, has refused to license the technology. This alternative energy source is based on biomass, but details of the mysterious bioenergy process are largely unknown. The only available report on the Claus technology mentions the names Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. S. Claus has also derived a variant of the technology which he has dubbed “Rudolph:” a bioenergy source of light. When referring to his pet project, Claus states, with a twinkle in his eye, “you’ll go down in history.”
Controversy swirls around the Claus technology. Advocacy and environmental groups have accused the northern entrepreneur of animal rights abuses and even genetic engineering. And the save-the-reindeer movement is gathering momentum. Mr. Claus laughs in a jolly manner at such well-meaning but misguided protests.
S. Claus works out of the remote Energy Laboratory Facility (“ELF”), located in the Far North, in a region claimed by Canada. And the Canadian government, is threatening to nationalize Claus technology as part of its climate change initiative. Airlines, which are hoping to adopt Claus technology to improve their competitive position, have encouraged such radical government action. In response, Claus would only say that he knew who was going to get a hunk of coal for Christmas.
Aside from these routine challenges which include politics, industrial interests and advocacy groups locking antlers with their special claims, S. Claus and Sixth Element Sustainable Management – one of his helpers in the fight against climate change – would like to wish all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.